on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
The Baths at Bath.
went there and liked it
Rehabilitating penguins wearing sweaters
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”
"Don’t you mean a martini?”
"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."
i cant stop laughing omg
i always thought that if i went into comp, it would be no fun and games and i wouldn’t find the experience enjoyable at all but my mentor’s name is terry crews and apparently he’s going to make a hl team next year named terry’s crew
competitive tf2 is literally unbelievable
Lily Allen is a huge counterproductive problematic bitch and this is a surprise to ANYONE?
You know just because someone writes a mediocre song about yelling at a strawman doesn’t make them a bastion of social justice.
lol people are surprised only because we hail celebrities and icons just for not fucking up rather than recognizing those who are an active part of the solution
i cant with the male torsos, they are frustrating
fuck everything, I´ll put this here and throw myself through the window
Look at this fucking angry bird’s face my friend and I barely kept it together long enough to take this picture
Me: Why is—?
Flak: He’s Australian.
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soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes